29 Jan
Jamming on the anchors
This one strikes me as particularly daft:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Make it illegal to keep your car stationary with the foot brake when it would be safer to do so with the handbrake. This will also stop the person in the car behind you being glared by the brake lights.
Now, apart from the misuse of the verb `glared’, has the sponsor ever considered that the foot-brake uses all 4 wheels while the hand-brake only affects the rear two? Not to mention, having foot on the brake is handy when you want to blink the lights to warn eejits coming up from behind?
I guess he probably just doesn’t have enough clutch-control to do it. Wuss.